how much disaster can a 2 year old accomplish in one week?

soooooooooooo...emily jane.......

beginning of the week, went to get her up, found her completely naked standing in a puddle.

then yesterday, went to get her up and found her playing in the jar of vaseline that was on top of her dresser. it was all over every inch of her, all over the floor, all over her bed, all over her door, her toys. you name it. slimy. it's still in her hair - 6 shampoos later. and taking a shower in our bathroom is really a lot more like ice skating.

this is her hair hours after 5 shampoos. still looks wet even though it's completely dry - and her skin even today still feels slimy. she won't need lotion for at least 5 years. :)

and then this morning. went to get her up and opened the door to the lovely smell of poo. all over her, all over the floor. and she drove her shopping cart through it and ground it into the carpet.

so...tips of getting pee and vaseline and poo out of carpet? i think we're renting a steam cleaner this week.

the vaseline stains are at the top left of the picture. the poo stains are all the spots in the middle and bottom. sigh. :) at least i'm chuckling and taking pictures right?