funny fridays

funny things this mommy has said this week...


"marie! did you put chicken in your eye?!"


(on the phone to rhett) "eben! emily jane! i am on the phone!! you need to wait to fight until i hang up!"


(me) "daddy is doing his job tonight."
(eben) "what's he doing at his job?"
(me) "well, actually, his job tonight is dressing up as a cow."