friday funnies

driving in the atlanta traffic and someone cut in front of me.

eben: mommy! that car just cut in line! that's mean! you should honk your horn.

then he proceeds to knock on his window and say "you shouldn't do that to my mommy!"

HA

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emily jane (out of the blue): mommy! you're not an egg! i thought you were an egg, but you're my mommy!

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