friday funnies

driving in the atlanta traffic and someone cut in front of me.

eben: mommy! that car just cut in line! that's mean! you should honk your horn.

then he proceeds to knock on his window and say "you shouldn't do that to my mommy!"

HA

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emily jane (out of the blue): mommy! you're not an egg! i thought you were an egg, but you're my mommy!

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friday funnies...on saturday

emily jane was wearing pajamas with a cupcake on them

rhett: emily jane, you're daddy's little cupcake.

emily jane (rather indignant): i'm not a cupcake!

rhett: why not? you have a cupcake on your shirt!

emily jane: you can't lick me!

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emily jane was mumbling to herself

me: emily jane, what are you talking about?

emily jane: i have no idea what i'm talking about!

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marie speaks spanish ;)

whenever you ask her if she wants something, instead of saying yes or uh huh or nodding or anything else, she smiles and says "si!"

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on the way to preschool one morning...

me: look at the horses! good morning horses!

emily jane: how 'bout that mommy!

HA

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playing with grandpa

eben: grandpa, me and emily jane are the good guys and you are the bad guy,

grandpa: i'm the bad guy?! why am i the bad guy?

eben: cuz we have hoods. and good guys have hoods. and you don't have a hood.

and there you have it - the logic blows my mind! HA :)