friday funnies

eben: mom! look what i did!! (in a super cocky voice) "i'm so goooood."

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emily jane: eben, shoot me!

eben: ok. here ya go. pow!

(emily jane falls down "dead". then takes a drink from her cup)

eben: emily jane! you can't drink when you're dead! you have to wait until you're alive again!

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